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Drunk Driving the Bandwagon

ddbtw. a (m)adventure brought to you by vince & real rashy
unbelievable. the gold record Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde, and the man who produced it. mr J-Swift himself. what a good morning. #BizarreRide @DeliciousVinyl @everyoneever . @KanyeWest79 ‘s favorite rap album. life; i win it

unbelievable. the gold record Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde, and the man who produced it. mr J-Swift himself. what a good morning. #BizarreRide @DeliciousVinyl @everyoneever . @KanyeWest79 ‘s favorite rap album. life; i win it

#nofilter

#nofilter

i’m happy.

april fools.

signed,

vince.

i still miss her very much.

cone get some. readingisforgirls.com

cone get some. readingisforgirls.com

@hilaryparkin killing it with young samwise at the el cid. absolutely breathtaking

@hilaryparkin killing it with young samwise at the el cid. absolutely breathtaking

i once believed myself important

but now i am ashamed

to have ever thought the thought,

like loving my own cage.

'PAY ME' a short, purely fictional i swear, play:

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VINCE: hey, will you do this thing for me? i’ll pay you.
PERSON: yeah. can i get the money up-front?
VINCE: ok.
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((((VINCE gives PERSON money))))
((((1 month passes))))
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VINCE: did you do that thing?
PERSON: i’m on it, but i need more money for other stuff.
VINCE: i mean……. ok, but i really need that thing.
PERSON: yeah man i gotchu.
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((((VINCE gives PERSON money))))
((((1 month passes))))
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VINCE: about that thing…
PERSON: sorry man i’m almost done. a couple other projects came up and i could really use the money.
VINCE: but i paid you money. this is a project you are doing for money.
PERSON: i gotchu.
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((((1 month passes))))
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VINCE: yo. fucker. i need that shit now.
PERSON: woah man, calm down. “are you ever happy?”
VINCE: ….
((((1 month passes. VINCE gets thing from PERSON))))
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VINCE: thank you. i appreciate you doing this & putting up with me.
PERSON: no problem.
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((((VINCE gets home. thing isn’t actually finished))))
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VINCE: hey, can you fix this?
PERSON: i already deleted it, dog. sorry.
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fucking the end.
fucking sam beckett in this shit.
god. damn. it.
fucking fiction.

she built a moat, he built a jetpack

she built a moat.
he built a jetpack.
she gave it a name:
my little death-trap.
he entered a race.
she was the judge.
he finished first
but came in dead last.