#buyinga15dollarmagazinebecauseofhowitlooks ; the song
office chair #therashisreal
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really, it’s a good idea. go visit your grandma. or your mom. they’re probably awesome. mine were/are. you’ll smile.
go visit your grandma
#nofilter #ShreddyShreddyGnarGnar #TheRighteousFerSures
#ballatician$ just cemented its place in musical history.
the bandwagon crashed into a ravine due to an operator error. i was drinking my gin and my friend took it, so i slapped him. the bottle fell, and lodged itself underneath the brake.
- fuck it, i don’t brake - so i just smashed that shit up real good after like four minutes of gung-ho ass-first driving supremacy. my friend broke his life, he’s dead, and i lost all my pills which sucks.
don’t believe in aaa or insurance. called a not-dead friend to come haul’er out. totally didn’t work, bandwagon way too shitty. so, hoofed it to the nearest gas station and bought one of those rental canisters for gas. filled it with gin. cause my gin was spilt cause of my idiot friend taking my gin. walked back, drank and watched the wagon settle into the mud. i thought it started drizzling, but it was my friend pissing.
that was 5, 6 weeks ago.
according to western calendars.
we did repairs on-the-spot for a few days.
most of the broken parts got replaced by hand-blown glass recycled from gin bottles. it’s a fairly original construction. like that kfc down western near wilshire. looks like art but it’s actually terrible. that’s the new bandwagon.
bought a kitten for the dashboard.
lost the kitten.
got a tattoo of the kitten’s name - steve blake.
it was a gross, skeletal, superchristian kitten.
now the bandwagon’s back in business. lining up for the december 4th release of an album, and the retiring of the past 4. make’m super exclusive. bout to go find a new steve blake.
great grunting grenades
my advisor #robertkelly #rkelly #bard #angrymoses